| interesting moral..... |
[21 Sep 2006|08:42pm] |
There was an old donkey who fell down a well on a farm. The donkey cried & cried for the farmer to help him, but the farmer paid him no mind.
The farmer was getting tired of the constant noise the donkey was making, so he called all the villagers to help him bury the donkey in the well.
They started burying the donkey, but he would shake the dirt off his back, stomp on it, and make stairs to the top, and eventually got out of the well.
Moral: No matter how much dirt life throws on your back, shake it off and don't let it bring you down.
Then the donkey went and kicked the farmer, and all the other villagers.
The REAL Moral of the story: Don't cover your ass 'cause it'll always come back to get you.
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| Pondering... |
[20 Sep 2006|10:05pm] |
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What do you think of Bush's motivation? is it reasonable or act of insanity? Keep it real.
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| dont do anything stupid... |
[09 Mar 2005|06:48pm] |
dont call 911, FBI, my parent, secret service, etc anything u can think of. I am not missing... or yet LOL anyway I am just get my ass out of here WA state to neighbor Idaho for NWAAD (north west association A something then for Deaf basketball tournament. Awesome huh ? guess not anyway .. just keep you entertain while u read this, i update this picture hehe.
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| SICK SICK SICK picture... not.. |
[09 Mar 2005|06:20pm] |
that s when I was sick. People said that I didn't look like sick but i was hella sick that i couldn't bear anymore. That was taken in Emergency Room service. The reason why i like that picture beacuse i actually could see my hair wavy out as if it get out of my head to avoid being sickness but my hair and i are already one so.
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| aww adorable puppies.. yet ... act like they are aliens... |
[28 Feb 2005|11:34am] |
Kodak moment of sleeping with puppy. Not that you get a chance to sleep w puppy everyday right huh ? Huh!?
I believe that s Sassy. She s duda and she just flirts my ear
fishy face and they just do the legendary puppy moves on me
Look at me! I have strong teeth! ... or...tooth?
They are so tiny that I feel a little side of Hulk...
Aint I cute?!.. Sassy is the one behind Nemo and she was like whatever u aint cute to Nemo
now aint I the legendeary "puppy-eyes" Sassy just keep it cool. That night Sassy beat Nemo up ... in sister/brotherly way....Aint they so adorable ?
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| enlightment of my hair |
[22 Feb 2005|11:11pm] |
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my hair is having enlightment. Aint that cool ? *grins*
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[21 Feb 2005|12:33pm] |
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1. In warm weather, 6th president of the United States John Quincy Adams customarily went skinny-dipping in the Potomac River before dawn.
2. 9th U.S. president William Henry Harrison was inaugurated on a bitterly cold day and gave the longest inauguration speech ever. The new president promptly caught a cold that soon developed into pneumonia. Harrison died exactly one month into his presidential term, the shortest in U.S. history.
3. John Tyler, 10th U.S. president, fathered 15 children (more than any other president)--8 by his first wife, and 7 by his second wife. Tyler was past his seventieth birthday when his 15th child was born.
4. Sedated only by brandy, 11th president of the United States James Polk survived gall bladder surgery at the age of 17.
5. 15th U.S. president James Buchanan is the only unmarried man ever to be elected president. Buchanan was engaged to be married once; however, his fiancée died suddenly after breaking off the engagement, and he remained a bachelor all his life.
6. Often depicted wearing a tall black stovepipe hat, 16th president of the United States Abraham Lincoln carried letters, bills, and notes in his hat.
7. 17th U.S. president Andrew Johnson never attended school. His future wife, Eliza McCardle, taught him to write at the age of 17. (Bonus fact about Andrew Johnson: He only wore suits that he custom-tailored himself.)
8. Ulysses S. Grant, 18th president of the United States, died of throat cancer. During his life, Grant had smoked about 20 cigars per day.
9. Both ambidextrous and multilingual, 20th president of the United States James Garfield could write Greek with one hand while writing Latin with the other.
10. Grover Cleveland, 22nd and 24th president of the United States, underwent a secret operation aboard a yacht to remove his cancerous upper jaw in 1893.
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?
And obviously if at first you don't succeed, then don't take up sky diving!
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you
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1. Therapist: "Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here."
Patient #1: "Anything?"
Patient #2: "It's okay, honey, that's why we came."
Patient #1: "Well, uh, I guess I...deep down, I'm feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly you get married and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I, I don't feel different. I mean, take, take yesterday, for example. We were, we were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And, uh, I happened to look over at a certain point in the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and, uh, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they're probably basic white, cotton underpants. But I started thinking, well, maybe they're, maybe they're, maybe they're silk panties. Maybe, maybe it's, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's, uh, maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know? And I started feeling..."
Patient #2: "Huh."
Patient #1: "What? What, I thought we were in the trust tree with, in the nest. Are we not?"
2. Therapist: "So, why do you use the word 'trapped'?"
Patient: "Huh?"
Therapist: "Why do you say you feel 'trapped' in a man's body?"
Patient: "Well, sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard."
3. Patient: "I did it, didn't I? But I don't feel like I killed someone."
Therapist: "David--"
Patient: "I feel like I'm in a dream."
Therapist: "Who was the man at the restaurant? Sometimes, the mind behaves as if it were in a dream. Faces change, people become other people. The subconscious is a powerful thing. You treated Julie carelessly, didn't you? Your feelings of responsibility or guilt over Julie might've easily turned Sofia into Julie. Do you know what derangement is?"
Patient: "I need your help."
Therapist: "All I know is, you killed your girlfriend, and I don't know what's in your mind."
4. Patient: "It's this whole gung ho, superorganism thing that, that, you know, I can't get. I try, but I don't get it. I mean, what is it? I'm supposed to do everything for the colony. And, and what about my needs? What about me? I've gotta believe there's someplace out there that's better than this. Otherwise, I would just curl up in a larval position and weep. The whole system makes me feel...insignificant."
Therapist: "Excellent! You've made a real breakthrough."
Patient: "I have?"
Therapist: "Yes, Z. You are insignificant."
Patient: "I am?"
5. Therapist: "What brings you here with us today?"
Patient #1: "Well, I just met my dad really for the first time five days ago."
Patient #2: "I was partially frozen his whole life."
Therapist: "That is beautiful that you can admit to that."
Patient #1: "He comes back and, and now he wants me to take over the family business."
Patient #2: "But Scott, who's gonna take over the world when I die?"
Therapist: "Listen to the words he used. 'Who's going to take over the world when I die?' It feels like that to some of us sometimes, doesn't it? So, what do you want to do, Scott?"
Patient #1: "I don't know, I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet."
Patient #2: "An evil vet?"
Patient #1: "No. Maybe, like, work in a petting zoo."
Patient #2: "An evil petting zoo?"
Patient #1: "You always do that! I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me."
Therapist: "Now, Scott, we don't want to kill each other in here. We might say that we do sometimes, but we really don't."
Patient #2: "Actually, the boy's quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but, so far, unsuccessfully. He's quite wily, like his old man."
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"For my essay I have decided to do veganism with a specific look at animal cruelty. The more I study about what goes on in farm factories,the sadder I get. Our animals are such gentle creatures and we slaughter them as if they were a robot or something. Something without feelings or emotions. Most meat-lovers present the arguement that only some animals have emotions and intelligence, and that even they can not think at the same level we do as humans. Well the answer to that is that all animals can think and they all have emotion. Yes, they can not comprehend situations at the same level we do. But is that how we decide who to kill and who not to kill? I am currently vegetarian, but I think I am turning vegan very fast. I just can not support such murder. And being vegan anyways just feels so peaceful when you think about it" interesting statment by a vegeterian eh ?
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| ... retiring my champion imagination |
[03 Feb 2005|10:38pm] |
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Painful and Coma was there..I swear... wait a minute... why are they here ? .. for me? no way!!!!! I dodged some bullets and i believe it s my time to retire my HULK physical.. *look at my body*.. well not HULK's relative or something like that but at least i have role model to look up. Not exactly good role model to look up huh ? anyway i got little cut on my upper lip, my right favorite elbow s in donation, my front teeth re sore,...knee in rehab, .. more ? yeah u bet! that s why i just declare my retirement to the whole world of Livejournal!!!.. is there any other than livejournal ? .. oh no.. i might take my retirement back and hang out there like hangman! :-D *laughs* speaking of hangman.. anyone wanna play this game ? so old fashioned, yet educational. Later dude.. u take care of urself, CV! I am so quixotic now!!! *foolishly impractical especially in the pursuit of ideals* HULK ?.. yeah right!!! imagnation
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[01 Aug 2004|11:28am] |
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feel lousy when u are defeated? No sweating.. that Phillips dude, i bet he s been defeated for decades but he have a saying for that.
"What is defeat? Nothing but education; nothing but the first step to something better."
— Wendell Phillips
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| encounter strange love... |
[31 Jul 2004|09:14pm] |
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There's no little teeny tiny doubt in our familia's love. It's the powerful of all elements out there in universe, comso, galaxies, even a deep unknown space. I love my parent, no question! I love my sister, Eva, with no doubt.
Ahh just feel like to shared that one LOL :-D spread the love out the world would u guys and gals?! Not like i am trying to retrospect the happy stinky hippie's lazy era.
Ah that's right, I saw that MTV song few weeks ago and name of the song is something like that "What's wrong with world." That rock band guys impacted my dull brain about what s really wrong with the world? They have a saying that we should love, not hate. Know what? the world is filled with hate. The reason? No idea. Maybe it s not a reason. REASONS. My utterly bad... maybe reasons are out of the question. It just supposed to be that way? the balance of nature are probably messed up and it s up to us the wannabe superheroes to get rid of that.... ahh its my small world after all LOL
*sighs* If u would do anything for the world to make the better-happy-fun-funny place, what would you do? Enlighten me would y'all thanks *grins*
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| Battle of...er...Colony |
[30 Jul 2004|07:53pm] |
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Fellows, does yellow jackets ring any bells? Is it a jacket that colored with yellow? Or is it raincoat? No way!! Ahh alrite, let me enlight y'all! it's utterly worse than the cute bumblebee that just gain alot of weight than overweight sumos in Japan. No offense, Japanese dudes, you are way ahead of us in technology! *grins* anyway, it looked like hornet bee but basically it's in same family. It can stings more than a once. Other kinds of bee can just sting for a once with their lives.
Ain't that sad? Imagine you just fed up with someone and you just cuss and you die... isn't that normal ? It happens to bees all the time. Sometime they just accident sting someone because someone step on it. They may die due to the accidents. However, infuriately, invariantly, unfriendly, that yellow jackets are all over my new Honda Prelude. They bomb million nests *not really million or else i wont able to type that article LOL* And i couldn't get rid of them with natural water. OH OH.. i washed that car few times and I didn't know that yellow jackets are having greatly orgy productive in my car. How natural or sick is that ? They are just humping each other while i try to polish the honda up. I guess they are way open minded than european people. aint that true? LOL anyway... I believe that yellow jackets do love my car but it's my car after all. So there's battle between a human being which is me and predators. Uhh i m not the "bait" or "prey" but I am dammit human and no way yellow jackets are gunna take my car away.. maybe they are up to something.. maybe they produce as much as they can so they can carry the car away to "honey-dream-world." *chuckles* no way they are gunna do that so any suggests how to stop that orgy in my car? FYI, I did swing the bat at them but bat s too big for them and i ended up ran screaming thought that they might chase me all the way and might lay an orgy on me! No way it wont happen...*knocks on the wood* *grins*
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[13 Oct 2003|03:28pm] |
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rite now im sittin here in my fave shoe adidas white and blue rod laver, blue and white surf short, and blue national championship surfer shirt.... ahh can't leave the boxer out.. a blue jockey boxer... gee i am even eatin blue warhead sour candy. Anyway its not my point yet... my point is that today is monday!! LOL!!
i woke up at like 10 40 am and my class s at 11 am and i told myself.. can i make it? .. the unique routine...runnin like berserk to shower and dive into bathtub puttin shampoo, conditioning, soap buff the bath sponge up like white rounded pill that goes bubbles in water, brushin my teeth durin showering, etc.... or the usual rountine... hmm .. i believe theres several different rountine and that depends on moods i guess .. ahh so i did the first unique rountine *grins* which was not bad because i arrived the class at perfect 11 am.. ahh again pulled another professional movement goin on...
dat teacher made awesome points in literature class.. such as he claimed that people wrote alot of books, stories, fables, oral tradition, sense of place, etc .. those are kinda of writing and that is literature...Literature equal any kind of writing.. you even could call those written on stone a literature because it formed in writing..anyway .. he said people can't do that for no reasons.. they wrote because they wanted to make a connections with the reader which is cool because they didn't actually write it for money or fame.. they do wanna connection with us.. what if there re lonely writer or isolated writer and they can't really social with people in real life so they choose to social with us thru writing his/her works which made me think twice about those writers.. then i came up with this .. i told the teacher.. about writers, they have an infinite creative and imagination that took them beyond the reality and some of characters in book or story seems reality but then again..they are not exist ..only exist in the book or story so... is that call "knowing someone" since you know someone but it doesn't exist.. have you ever know anyone that well but that person or things doesn't exist? it kinda of strange ....ahh ... day is such precious.. football is fun... friends are funny... shower is clean... it goes on like that... *grins*
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| measure of hardness |
[06 Oct 2003|10:47am] |
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aww what a excellence mornin! i woke up in harmony and smell the air outside which is not bad in the mornin since DCs air is full of bacteria that stronger than HulK... oooo scary bacteria!! whatever.. anyway so i took shower then the hard part was that i brushed my teeth with my left hand!!! .. its complex because first of all, your brain ain't albert einstein in the mornin and second, i always use my right hand for brushin my teeth so i decided to use my left hand.. i was laughing because i can tell it that my left hand is in stage of weird and hard to handle LOL....so i decided to pat on my shoulder for put efforts into which stimulate my brain right now in the morning :-D!! aww gotta go to the class "hispanic-american literature".. sometime its fun and its boring when everyones hangover or sleep or not up for discuss but hey .. you can learn alot from it because its full of people's experiences and we can learn from their experiences which is cool for me :-D alrite.. i m talkin to you CV.. be yourself!! and remmy..soon u will see your babe soon enough! Yay!!
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| aww.. thats me.. a noble guy.. |
[02 Sep 2003|11:54pm] |
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You are a noble warrior.
You belive there is no true evil, and that everyone
can turn onto the good side. You spare your
enemies when they admit defeat. You fight with
a passion. You save those in need, and put
their saftey first. You use a long sword, and a
shield.
What type of Swordsman are you?
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